Snowpocalypse '10 is in full effect, and it's ugly. Safeways were ransacked, snow plows were ready for their close-up and my flight to New York was canceled (don't worry, I got another one). The latest casualty? This weatherman's sanity.
In this dramatic video, Accuweather.com meteorologist Jim Kosek reports on the impending Snowpocalypse doom in a manner which is best described as a hybrid of Jim Cramer (mid-freakout) and Bill O'Reilly (mid-"WE'LL DO IT LIVE!").
Paralyzing! Crippling! Record-breaking! Road closures! Flight cancellations! Power outages! Black ice! Feet of snow! Blowing! Drifting! We're all gonna dieeeee!
Kosek's harrowing tale, below.