Nothing's More Satisfying than a New Wal-Mart Racism Scandal

Villainous NASCAR-branded trinket retailer and employer of last resort Wal-Mart is being accused of firing ten African employees in Colorado in order to give their jobs to "local" people (whites). Also, Wal-Mart hates god but loves cigarettes. Allegedly.

According to the NYT, "All 10 complaints also stated that West African workers, who are Muslim, were refused short prayer breaks. White and Hispanic workers, they said, were permitted unscheduled cigarette breaks." Together Wal-Mart and the Marlboro Man will slay the Muslin terrorist "Allah."