Rogert Ebert made John Mayer's quote personal; Jason Calacanis made John Mayer's quote professional; and Brooke Hammerling made John Mayer's quote menstrual. The Twitterati didn't need slurs to be insulting.
Blog entrepreneur Jason Calacanis has written that, "You don't need a PR firm... to get amazing PR." Calacanis apparently forgot to tell John "WTF Did He Just Say About Black People?" Mayer that he's the exception to that rule.
No one tell former Wonkette/Time columnist/Air America person Ana Marie Cox that GQ's offices are in New York until after she buys several dashing new outfits for herself.