Parks and Recreation's house band may be used to dive bars and drunk girls, but last night they rocked slowly and killed softly to teach a lesson in love: that front man Andy Dwyer is the dreamiest.

New flames and old (April and Ann) fluttered to the crooning of the simpleminded shoeshine when Mouse Rat took the stage at Pawnee's senior center Valentine's Day dance. Oblivious to their attentions, Andy merely wanted his fans' love, or their tops off, whichever came first.