About damn time dogs joined the 21st century. On Good Morning America, they introduced a product that ranges from completely useless-useless. It's called Puppy Tweets, and it involves dogs tweeting. As if human's lives aren't boring enough.
It's about time this existed. Too many people are at work, fidgeting nervously and wondering if their dog is taking a nap or not. Well now a motion sensor can tell you what your dog is doing.
The thought process for literally millions of people is probably as follows:
(While in a serious panic) "What is my dog doing right now?!?!?!?!"
"Fido is licking his balls!"
Oh, thank god. Now I can go back to hating my life.