Snooki dreamed she could fly so (not) high; Pauly D dropped some philosophy; and Vinny schooled CNN. The Jersey Shore guidos took Twitter to a whole other level.
Snooki dared to dream big.
DJ Pauly D and his dudes dropped some uh metaphysicals and whatnot.
Vinny Guadagnino generously got his mom a massage, and generously lent his political science wizardly to C-N-f*&%^!-N.
JWOWW is really concerned about how the internet is affecting society's most vulnerable, the children.... haHAHAH lust kidding LOLLLLz... had you there for a minute, eh?
An unknown hero reporter was bravely asking the urgent question of the day.