Snoop Dogg has been banned from entering the UK for three years, because he used "insulting words" whilst being pushed around by police in Heathrow airport. One positive side effect: The WSJ now gets to translate the mysterious Snoop language.

"He also has appeared in his own shows, including the reality series 'Father Hood,' which stars his wife and children, and the comedy show 'Doggy Fizzle Televizzle'-a play on his trademark construction 'izzle.'" HEH. That's really all you need to take from this story, along with the fact that the British are racist.