Seriously people, Juggalos haven't gotten the recognition they deserve. They're like Libertarians but with more face paint, f-bombs, and threats of rape. Thanks to Juggalo news, we finally have a new juggavoice in the 24-hour news landscape.
Phats Cockstrangla really is one of the greatest made-up names I have ever heard. Truly a stroke of genius when coming up with that name.