Lady Gaga Admits She Has a PenisS

And she's going to take a picture with it! How do we know? She said it in a magazine, so it must be true. Finally our quest for pop culture's Loch Ness Monster is justified! Kinda.

She tells British music mag Q, "We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?" Yes, Gaga. Give it to us! Look, she's even holding it on the magazine cover! "I want to wear a dick strapped to my vagina." Say what? Does that mean she doesn't have a dick? That all the proof that she had lady parts was right? No! She must have a penis. She just must! Well, right after mentioning her vagina, she goes back to her penis, talking about wanting to wave it around on stage, "I want to comment on [my dick] in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece Lady Gaga Dies Hard." Oh, Gaga, we guess this means you really do have both boy and girl parts. You're like a living, singing, wacky-dress-wearing yin yang. We knew you and your amazing little nubbin wouldn't let us down.