Reporting on a nudist camp is one is only one part of the story. How morning show anchors deal with that story is another. Ladies, start your double entendres! Bonus: Worst. Transition. Ever.
And thanks to a head's up Awl commenter, we can pinpoint the traffic lady (what is her position, anyway? Traffic Woman? Traffic Forecaster?) to be the pride of North Caroline, Jennie Stencel, who is more quick witted than any local newsperson I've ever seen. And wouldn't you know it, she just so happens to have some improv experience—which is neat. Here she is transitioning from a story about beard growing to how she never gives her husband blowjobs anymore:
The news has never been so fun!