Tumblr's boy genius founder David Karp (pictured) doesn't just have a blogging platform rife with media people, a nice office, and a big dick*, but he also is way skinny and feels bad about it. He writes:
I feel bad for people that have to workout to look like this.
Yeah, well: on behalf of all of us fat, slow-metabolism'd, poor people who are the recipients of your sympathy, you should feel bad. 'Like' my ass,** you rich, skinny, computer nerd motherfucker.