Tumblr Founder David Karp Empathizes with Slow MetabolismsS

Tumblr's boy genius founder David Karp (pictured) doesn't just have a blogging platform rife with media people, a nice office, and a big dick*, but he also is way skinny and feels bad about it. He writes:

I feel bad for people that have to workout to look like this.

Yeah, well: on behalf of all of us fat, slow-metabolism'd, poor people who are the recipients of your sympathy, you should feel bad. 'Like' my ass,** you rich, skinny, computer nerd motherfucker.

*We hear.
**Would've gone with "reblog my dick, you..." but I'd already breached our pre-footnote dick-joke : length-of-post ratio quota by then.