Since this is my last weekend on the site until I return, begging for a job as James Del's assistant, I've invited some friends along. Lauren Leto is a blogger and the proprietor of Texts From Last Night. Lauren?
Women who remember fondly the first time they got their period.
Men who refer to young women as "young lady."
Nicholas D. Kristof
People who are terrified others will find out that they don't actually read the NYTimes.
Your friend who sneers whenever they hear the phrase "social media expert" yet call themselves that.
Your friend's friend who always forgets to pay their part of the bill.
People who spit when they talk.
That guy your spouse knows who paid to have his whole genealogy mapped out.
People who realize that he's better looking than George Clooney.
People who recognize a fellow D&D player when they see ‘em.
Your aunt in Boston.
[Lauren Leto's got a WordPress blog, because Tumblr's for pansies. Truth. She's based out of Detroit, counting fat stacks of cash from her book, Texts From Last Night, which you probably contributed to inadvertently. She also wrote an awesome blog post about who your favorite author is that she'll probably also get a book deal for. I say: If you're in a bar with people from Detroit, make sure they're on your side.]