This "niche fiction meets stuffy history" trend is getting inscrutable. Seth Grahame-Smith, who introduced us to Mr. Darcy's appetite for human brains, returns with news that Abraham Lincoln juggled the Civil War with a war against pointy-toothed victims of anemia.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter already has a trailer, which I guarantee got pitched as a "viral video."


This is ridiculous, and yet, my curiosity is piqued. If Lincoln's enemies are vampires, does that mean Lee Harvey Oswald was one? And who will be the Willow to Lincoln's Buffy? Hopefully Mary Todd, but probably Ulysses S. Grant. [GammaSquad]