Not three days after his government doctor told him to cut back on cholesterol, Barack Obama ate a big greasy plate of fried "get out of my face, hippie" food, described below. Why must the president constantly embarrass socialized medicine?

Here's how Obama responded to the taxpayer-funded advice to cut back on fat provided him by his personal death panel doctor, the Chief Wife House Physician Capt. Jeffrey Kuhlman, according to a fresh pool report:

Holding a plate of Southern food, POTUS joked to the press: "I don't want any lectures about my cholesterol. Don't tell Michelle". That of course stems from the results of his physical last Sunday.

The set menu here includes (brace): fried chicken, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, macaroni and cheese, collard greens, cream corn, biscuits, corn bread, macaroni salad, turnips, green beans, BBQ pulled pork, blueberry pudding and banana pudding.

So the menu the president is covering up is both lethal and racist. Great.

(The president pigging out today at Mrs. Wilkes' Dining Room in Savannah, Georgia. Getty Images.)