"ACORN does indeed operate like the Mafia, but it more closely resembles another organization that began as an affiliate of the Democratic Party, the Ku Klux Klan." -Famous GOP expert on black history Michael Zak. It's totally true!
As we all know, the KKK worked tirelessly to keep black families in their homes. Because otherwise, where would they burn their crosses?
(Mr. Zak also casually refers to ACORN as a "crime syndicate," which is something of a trend on Mr. Breitbart's various hideous websites. Of course, ACORN's never even been charged—let alone convicted—of anything remotely resembling the actions of a "crime syndicate." RETRACT, ANDREW! RETRACT!! RETRACT!!! YOU CONVICTED THEM ON TWITTER!!!)