Pregnant Ladies Banned For Their Own Good

Should pregnant women be allowed to be pregnant, in public? Absolutely not. About this, Las Vegas' overpriced nightclubs and lingerie pimps are in clear agreement.

Bravado is a company that sells breastfeeding bras for ladies with breasts that are used for breastfeeding babies. But when Bravado goes out to fashion trade shows to have their pregnant lady models model the breastfeeding bras in their pregnant way, can you guess what happens? Yes, they are banned, for their own pregnant good. From a runway show! In a nightclub! At the Wynn Casino, in Las Vegas, the City of Sin!

"We did not feel it appropriate to feature a very pregnant model in a nightclub, at midnight, where alcohol was being served," Jennifer Dunne, a Wynn spokeswoman, wrote in a statement

"What is that pregnant whore doing out carousing at midnight in our den of sin?" is what Jennifer Dunne is trying to get across, here. "It is a well known fact that alcohol can jump right out of a glass in a nightclub and get your baby drunk," she added before her statement was copy edited, we imagine.

Keep your sexxxy pregnant body covered in your seclusion hut, breeders! Steve Wynn demands it.
[NYT]