Op-Ed of the Day: 'Bible Ignored, Trainer Dies'S

Did you know that the tragic death of SeaWorld trainer Dawn Brancheau was a direct result of ignoring the Scripture? Allow American Family Association Director of "Issue Analysis" Bryan Fischer to explain.

See, according to Exodus, "When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable." So... you can't sue SeaWorld I guess (the Israelites favored Tort Reform), but at some point SeaWorld management really should've stoned Tilly to death.

Chalk another death up to animal rights insanity and to the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture.

Man. Another death caused by the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture. We'll add it to the list! Right below those guys who died from going up and down as talebearers among their people, wearing garments mingled of linen and woollen, and that one guy who died from marring the corners of his beard.