John Edwards Will Probably Be Indicted

The Enquirer reports that your mom's former favorite candidate John Edwards will be indicted very soon. Edwards used campaign funds to pay a lady to not talk about how he put a baby in her.

Using campaign funds to pay a lady to not talk about the baby you put in her is decidedly not allowed, at least until the Supreme Court overturns those restrictions.

From their report:

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In another shocker, close sources say Edwards' estranged wife Elizabeth could help send the former presidential candidate to jail!

We assume this means that she will testify against him.

And:

"John is terrified that he's going to be indicted," a friend told The ENQUIRER.

BREAKING: JOHN EDWARDS HAS A FRIEND

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