Baylor's Britney Griner is blessed with the ability to dunk in other girl's faces, but cursed because she punches those faces. Since this behavior isn't condoned, this newscast will only replay the punch three times from two different angles.

Griner was ejected from this game for punching Texas Tech's Jordan Barncastle in the face after a mild scuffle. Thus confirming that girls fighting remains the only reason anyone ever hears about women's basketball.