New York's First Lady One Step Away From Canoodling

Scandal! New York's first lady, Michelle Paige, practically showed her ankles in public while dining out with a gentleman who is not her husband! The New-Amsterdam Daily Pictoral Post is on the scene.

According to The Post's Page Six: An Illustrated and Amusing Record of Passing Events:

Paige, casually clad in running shoes, was spotted having an early dinner with an unidentified male at Meatpacking eatery Abe & Arthur's on Monday night. "They were pretty quiet and kept to themselves," a spy tells Page Six. "They sat away from most other people so as to not draw any unnecessary attention."

Casually clad, you say? Trying not to draw attention? With a male you could not identify? I tell you, we inch closer to Sodom every day.