Twitterati Guard Their Treats

Tom Hanks rejoiced in his green-room tray; Brian Caufield frantically defended his lunch truck; and Owen Thomas carefully nurtured his new ironic catchphrase. The Twitterati protected their precioussss.

Twitterati Guard Their Treats

Forbes' Brian Caulfield found an investigation he could really sink his teeth into.

Twitterati Guard Their Treats

Liz Hanks does not appreciate retail hectoring.

Twitterati Guard Their Treats

Verizon couldn't find its own network with two hands. (No, literally, it actually couldn't do that specific thing.)

Twitterati Guard Their Treats

NBC Bay Area's Own Thomas likes to test his linguistic co-optations on Twitter. Only the best graduate to tryouts in his bathroom mirror.

Twitterati Guard Their Treats

Tom Hanks appreciates your gastronomic inducements.


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