Everyone likes watching the Oscars at a party, and we're having our very own! It's going to be here in the comments section. You're invited to come talk trash about Hollywood.
Why sit alone and yell insults at Sandra Bullock through the screen? Why go to a party with your lame friends who haven't seen a movie in the theater since Paul Blart: Mall Cop? Why wait for Us Weekly to decide who was the worst dressed? Please, step on into our virtual Oscar party and talk about everything Oscar-related right here on the internet!
For those of you who haven't done this before, here is the drill. We'll we watching the red carpet arrivals starting at 7pm on E! and the Oscar telecast on ABC starting at 8pm. We're going to be leaving our reactions to the show, the winners, the losers, the outfits, Julia Robert's hair, the creepy "this is who died this year" montage, and the rest in the comments section. We invite you to do the same by typing something fun in the little white box below next to the "Share" button. Click that button and your comments will go live, with no seven second delay. How dangerous! Keep refreshing this page to see all the new comments and the replies to your comments. It will be like we're all sitting in the same room sharing quips, highballs, and a lovely bruschetta.
We're going to keep doing this until your local news starts around midnightish, so we're in it for the long haul. We hope that you'll join us and that good things happen this evening. If not, well, Sandra Bullock winning an Oscar isn't the worst thing in the world, and we'll find some way to make it through.
All right, see you all in the comments!