The most important day in the gay calendar, Oscar Sunday is important not only for the glorious shining awards handed out to a lucky few. There's also the dresses! Here are some red carpet low/highlights.

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March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Anna Kendrick doesn't look like Fritzi anymore.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Amanda Seyfried: "It's that whole country club formal dinner napkin look that I've always loved."

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Zoe Saldana: "I'm doing a whole 'Under the Sea' musical number with Vera Farmiga."

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Vera Farmiga: "Yeah, I don't know. I was drunk."

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Mo'Nique's blue heaven.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Zac Efron would like to borrow your daughter for a moment.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

True Blood's Deborah Ann Woll promises to do better next time.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

The always-poised Sigourney Weaver struggles to remain calm as red carpet devours her.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

If it worked for Jason Smith, 1995 Midland High School Prom King, Jeremy Renner figures this lucky shimmer-tie will work for him.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Maggie Gyllenhaal is so hip she's wearing Urban Outfitters curtains to the Academy Awards.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Tinker Bell not the same since spending the summer at her goth cousin's house. (That's Carey Muligan, slowly disappearing from the boobs up.)

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Diane Kruger run over by band of unruly teenagers on their Huffys.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Sandra Bullock's lovely look for the 1994 Golden Globes.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Who invited Miley Cyrus to the Oscars?

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Sarah Jessica Parker came dressed as an elaborate birdbath.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Kinda wish Tina Fey would change her spots.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Is Molly Ringwald there for John Hughes-related reasons?

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

It's a shame that Penelope Cruz is so ugly and dresses so terribly.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Rachel McAdams is beginning to realize that driving that truck full of water colors down a bumpy road while wearing her Oscar dress wasn't such a good idea.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

All hail the Queen Latifah.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Hasn't Helen Mirren worn this dress before?

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Tonight is the debut of the new clothing line Vagina Explosion by J. Lo

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Charlize Theron traveled to the show on a gust of wind.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Look out behind you, Gabourey Sidibe! The plants! They're attacking!

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Meryl Streep: If you bring the bathrobe back after the Oscars, does the hotel still charge you for it?

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Charlize Theron take two: It's Edvard Munch meets that Janet Jackson Rolling Stone cover.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Robert Downey Jr. looking puckish as always.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Kate Winslet: Love the dress, hate the brassy hair.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

As much as I hate to say it, Kristen Stewart looks terrific.

March of the Penguin Suits: Red Carpet Oscar Fashion

Don't worry, Cameron Diaz. It happens to lots of people. 2 out of 5 dresses are known to succumb to Gown Mold.