Hello, world. Would you like a gift? Well, good, because Mariah Carey just gave you one with her crazy (in a good way) interview with Ryan Seacrest on E!'s Live from the Red Carpet. Inside, Mimi at her finest.

Carey (and husband Nick Cannon) just gave Seacrest a moment of her time to talk about how she got red carpet ready, her dress, her jewelry, her boobs, and—oh, yeah—the movie she was in and, ergo, the reason she was there.

Never change, dahling.