I am neither a nutritionist nor a decorator by profession, but I can assure you with 100% certainty that the coffee table in that picture is not an Ikea product.
My doctor just called and told me not put put any mayonnaise on my sandwich because my future granddaughter won't fit into her skinny jeans.
And that Baby Paula Deen DVD set I got my wife probably isn't helping matters, either. Shit.
You can counteract Cheetos by smoking during pregnancy, but of course you'll potentially trade a fat baby for a thin one that looks like Steve Buscemi.