Comments of the Day: We Ate Your Kids

Today we showed you a vision of your fat fucking kids and you folks responded effusively. Mostly you said funny things about fat kids. Here are some of those funny things!

SidAndFinancy:

I am neither a nutritionist nor a decorator by profession, but I can assure you with 100% certainty that the coffee table in that picture is not an Ikea product.

rodmanstreet:

My doctor just called and told me not put put any mayonnaise on my sandwich because my future granddaughter won't fit into her skinny jeans.

SaveToFavorites:

And that Baby Paula Deen DVD set I got my wife probably isn't helping matters, either. Shit.

Brad Brown:

You can counteract Cheetos by smoking during pregnancy, but of course you'll potentially trade a fat baby for a thin one that looks like Steve Buscemi.