Heidi Montag's Sad DreamS

Heidi Montag dreamed of starring in a pointless remake of an absurd film; Nicholas Carlson imagined nailing Facebook's CEO to the wall; and Perez Hilton envisioned getting his mom back. The Twitterati were in fantasyland.

Heidi Montag's Sad DreamS

Walking talking cultural detritus Heidi Montag wasn't afraid to dream big.

Heidi Montag's Sad DreamS

Certified Faceboook stalker Nicholas Carlson is trying to figure out if Mark Zuckerberg is criminal or just creepy.

Heidi Montag's Sad DreamS

Forbes editor Quentin Hardy may have figured out where Colin Quinn has been hiding.

Heidi Montag's Sad DreamS

With his dear mom away on vacation, Perez Hilton can barely bring himself to oversee his army of internet ghostwriters. Just imagine where he'd be without his sister.

Heidi Montag's Sad DreamS

TMZ's Harvey Levin can't decide if "The Kanye" is the person who does the interrupting at an awards ceremony, in the manner of Kanye West, or the innocent and interrupted person who, in the manner of Kanye West, is black. This time he went with the latter. Interesting choice.


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