After a Detroit shopkeeper declined to alter a wedding dress, the bride's family rended manikkins from their stands and bludgeoned the store's staff, one of whom was mysteriously rendered shirtless. A local news station reports.
Says the store owner: "They don't know how to deal with things in the United States. They think they in Fallujah or the mountains of Iraq or somewhere."
This is how they request dress alterations in Fallujah? Bring our troops home, it's too dangerous there. [via Digg]