Twitter Co-Founder Would Like You To Think He's Turning 30S

Biz Stone used an age-shortener to fit his birthday onto Twitter; Julia Allison tried doing math with her brain; and Ana Marie Cox attempted to flirt with Rahm Emanuel over basic cable. The Twitterati turned to tools of last resort.

Twitter Co-Founder Would Like You To Think He's Turning 30S

Don't let the tricky phrasing of Twitter's Biz Stone fool you: Birthday boy has been acquainted with his 30s for quite some time.

Twitter Co-Founder Would Like You To Think He's Turning 30S

Julia Allison, an actual business owner, continued to struggle with basic math.

Twitter Co-Founder Would Like You To Think He's Turning 30S

GQ writer Ana Marie Cox adjusted the subtlety of her jokes to match the subtlety of her venue.

Twitter Co-Founder Would Like You To Think He's Turning 30S

Twitter's Doug Bowman, designer, observed a user error in action.

Twitter Co-Founder Would Like You To Think He's Turning 30S

Lefty logger John Aravosis learned to hate Democratic politicians just like his colleagues in the right-wing blogosphere. That's what the Congressional leadership might call "bridging both sides of the aisle."



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