Park Slope Parents All Want to Smother Their BabiesS

Strollers are for savages who want to chop their babies' fingers off. Trendy parents today are all about the body-hugging baby slings. Which do something much worse.

The NYT reports that parents in the global epicenter of parenting excellence (Park Slope) are now all about "baby carriers" rather than strollers, because that's what babies allegedly want, allegedly? "All the dads are wearing it," reports one lady, emasculatingly. Yea, baby carriers, pretty cool and all, hmm, oh yea, only other thing is to just remember that they will SMOTHER YOUR LITTLE BABY TO DEATH and all. Unless you go for this one, which probably has...other effects.
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