Classmates.com Settles Lawsuit for $9.5m Because Dumb People Believed Their Spam

You know, the email that says 'classmates are trying to connect with you, now sign up for stuff'. Anyway, some guy got one, signed up, paid a fee like a moron then instigated a class action lawsuit when he realized.

To save future trouble, and ease the burdens of our overworked legal system:

  • Women in your area are not waiting to meet you.
  • You probably can't make thousands working from home, you should not try it and it did not work for the guy in the ad.
  • There is no device that will allow you to come home to a delicious, nutritious meal with little or no effort on your part.
  • It doesn't matter how filling the shake is, you will still want cookies.
  • There probably are not companies that want to give you an iPad for a trial period free of charge so you can test it.