Finally: Gross Details About the John Edwards Sex Tape

"The Daily Beast can now describe" the John Edwards sex tape "in detail, based on accounts from multiple people who have watched it...." Good morning!

Let's just get right to it:

On the video, both participants are naked. Hunter is propped up against the hotel bed headboard, with John Edwards belly-down on the bed between her legs. As Hunter, the campaign's official videographer, holds the camera, a smiling Edwards performs oral sex. Because of the camera angle, Hunter's face is not visible, but her distinctive jewelry is. Not only does candidate Edwards know he's being filmed, one source says, he's also clowning around and "graphically performing for the camera."

There you go. Oh, another important detail: one of the Daily Beast's sources who watched the video has "a medical background and has worked with pregnant patients" (maybe this is the same source who said the president might be on Provigil!) and this source says Rielle Hunter appears to be four or five months pregnant, which would date the video to September or October of 2007.

Because Rielle Hunter is suing Andrew Young to regain possession of this video, Young will now force Hunter and Edwards himself to sit for depositions, which will be wonderfully embarrassing.

Meanwhile, Elizabeth Edwards is sending Andrew Young very mean emails. She says she will definitely live long enough to sue him and win.

And then there is this:

Andrew Young actually turned over more items than the court order demanded. Included in the stash were eight photographs, the video sex tape, copies of the tape, a Hunter document entitled "The Slut Club," and other items.

"The Slut Club" is apparently a list of 34 men's names that Rielle wrote at some point for some reason. A very important legal document for a very important legal case.