You know why people all around the world love America so much? They envy us because we don't give a shit. We don't care about their religions, their culture, their food, or their stupid 500-year-old fountains. USA! USA!
Here's what must be a Mensa member splashing around and playing in Rome's Trevi fountain. And he seems to be having a splendid time! If it feels good, do it! Next, he'll go paintballing in the Sistine chapel. Should be totally righteous, bro. Fuck Italy! Yeah! Where's a Burger King, I'm tired of eating this fucking carpaccio shit!