Mean Martha Stewart Book Excerpts: Celebrity Edition

It's time for more excerpts from 2010's most backstabbing tell-all book, The Best of Friends [sarcasm!]: Martha and Me by Mariana Pasternak. Today: Martha's frenemy mocks Martha's calculating interactions with Anthony Hopkins, Richard Meier, and Billy Tauzin.



Mariana Pasternak does not approve of Martha's humorous insinuation that she would bone Anthony Hopkins only if she enjoyed the cock of serial killers:

Mean Martha Stewart Book Excerpts: Celebrity Edition

Mariana Pasternak does not approve of Martha's jealous behavior when celebrity architect Richard Meier is trying to finger Mariana under the table!

Mean Martha Stewart Book Excerpts: Celebrity Edition

Mariana Pasternak does not approve of Martha's sly political manipulations, either:

Mean Martha Stewart Book Excerpts: Celebrity Edition

[Martha, we must reiterate our insistence that you email us your side of the story at once. This lady is actually making us sympathize with you, which is detrimental to our sworn feud.]