You hipsters really came through. We asked for a new slur to replace "hipster," and nearly a thousand of you (presumably unemployed) commenters made suggestions. Jesus. We've narrowed it down to 20. Cast your vote below.
[Read them all before voting! Note on criteria: I tried to stick to words that could, theoretically, have a chance of being used widely, by humans, in spoken language. Honorary shout out to all the insane grammarians whose ideas were good but unwieldy. Your work is appreciated.]