This week, we attempted to replace a word, we sexted, and we revealed Martha Stewart's hunger for rodent flesh.
The New York Times hired a guy to save a reporter's life and then they revealed that this guy was maybe helping assassinate people, too. Rachel Maddow talked to a bigot. We called on Anne Hathaway to adopt an adorable puppy. Then we wondered if the President is sad.
Kirstie Alley said "bullshit" while speaking about some bullshit she is shilling for.
Beyonce moves product. Toyota would like ABC to apologize. Gwyneth Paltrow: she eats human food! Brooklyn destroyed Manhattan with nudity. We chatted with Lada Gaga's prison girlfriend. Bill O'Reilly is less exciting these days. Ivanka Trump has a stalker!
Go ahead and sext Tiger.