The thoroughly unwarranted level of interest in finding word to replace "hipster" has reached a fever pitch! We gave you 20 options to choose from. The top five vote-getters are below. This vote will determine everything. So, vote.
A SHORT REVIEW OF YOUR OPTIONS.
Plus: Was the most popular option, winning 25% of the vote. Sounds pretty.
Minus: Does it really describe hipsters, in particular? Also: Due to our nominal "douche" ban, we might have to enforce its use only in shortened "Schwazzie" form.
Plus: Really rolls off the tongue (sexxxily).
Minus: Is it mean enough?
Plus: Cleverly references PBR.
Minus: Takes extraordinarily exact pronunciation to distinguish it from a more all-purpose slur.
Probos (professional hobos)
Plus: Pithy; easy to say; might actually catch on.
Minus: What percentage of hipsters are professionals?
Plus: Deliciously zingy.
Minus: Might offend sluts.