A New Word for 'Hipster:' The Final Vote

The thoroughly unwarranted level of interest in finding word to replace "hipster" has reached a fever pitch! We gave you 20 options to choose from. The top five vote-getters are below. This vote will determine everything. So, vote.

A SHORT REVIEW OF YOUR OPTIONS.

Doucheoisie
Plus: Was the most popular option, winning 25% of the vote. Sounds pretty.
Minus: Does it really describe hipsters, in particular? Also: Due to our nominal "douche" ban, we might have to enforce its use only in shortened "Schwazzie" form.

Fauxhemians
Plus: Really rolls off the tongue (sexxxily).
Minus: Is it mean enough?

Pabstsmears
Plus: Cleverly references PBR.
Minus: Takes extraordinarily exact pronunciation to distinguish it from a more all-purpose slur.

Probos (professional hobos)
Plus: Pithy; easy to say; might actually catch on.
Minus: What percentage of hipsters are professionals?

Trendsluts
Plus: Deliciously zingy.
Minus: Might offend sluts.


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