With the fun people out of the Senate race, New Yorkers have to settle for Joe DioGuardi, who is famous because he fathered that American Idol lady. He is Twittering! He has 74 followers. (Kara is not one of them.)
Joe DioGuardi will totally be a senator! And if he's not good enough to be a senator, someday he will professionally judge and criticize aspiring would-be senators on a television show.