Kate Boehret could run your conference better; Max Levchin could do your "health care reform" better; and Jamie Poniewozik can do your paranoia better. The Twitterati were one up, even when they were down.
Productive member of a healthily-functioning society Paris Hilton couldn't t wait to see which of her literally millions of animals survived her vacation and which ones just cold died in the closet or whatever. Related: Paris Hilton is somehow still allowed to own actual living creatures.
The Wall Street Journal's Katie Boehret, aka "Mini Mossberg," burned VentureBeat's Matt Marshall for a flaw in the Demo conference. Should Boehret have disclosed that she herself helps operate the Journal's rival D event in a presumably superior fashion, or was that too obvious? Discuss.