Uhhh, clearly California legislators have not been studying our list of Places People Can Always Smoke, No Takebacks. They're now trying to outlaw smoking at state parks and at beaches. Is there no smokin' nature left?

"Smoking would still be allowed in many parking lots and campgrounds." Gee great, lovely. The majestic natural vistas of California parking lots are not yet off-limits to California smokers. But, ha, did you know that in California you cannot even smoke within 25 feet of a "sandbox area?" What are sandboxes for, if not ashtrays?