Write your own Glenn Beck haiku, Stephanie Pratt is sad that The Hills is ending, Party Down gets a start date, and Fox Sports promises no more old rocker-types performing during the Superbowl's halftime show.

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[But you wouldn't like Screech when he's angry, Mr. Belding! Image via Zach Mack's tumblr.]