It appears that Paula Deen sustained some brain damage after getting clocked in the face with a ham a few months ago because homegirl left nothing to the imagination this morning on The View.

Here are a few of her overshares:

  • 1. She wore Spanx today - "Just for my sistas."
  • 2. In lieu of plastic surgery she wears huge padded inserts in her bra. They double as shoulder pads.
  • 3. Her breasts look like "two wet socks with rocks in 'em." She sometimes the ends of them caught in her "britches" when she's "doin' them up."