James O'Keefe, the Teabugger/conservative rapscallion is pleading guilty to reduced charges for sneaking into a Senator's office to do... something. He once "investigated" ACORN. So we've conducted an in-depth, O'Keefe style psychological "investigation" of him, using only his Facebook pictures.

Some might argue that O'Keefe's ridiculous stunts, and friendship with the odious Andrew Breitbart, come from a life of privilege, a blinkered worldview that can lead only to a disgusting, sneery attitude toward those less fortunate. We thought so too. Until we saw these pictures of a harrowing life spent... ah who are we kidding. He's as dreadful as you thought.

James O'Keefe: Profile of a Right-Wing Nut in Facebook PicturesS

Here he is, decked out like Gordon Gekko, puffing on a cigar he lit with... a $1 bill. Which, according to Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Code, can garner up to six months in jail.

Here's the section in full:

"Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both."

It is apparently enforced by the Secret Service.

James O'Keefe: Profile of a Right-Wing Nut in Facebook PicturesS

This is a one-picture sociological study we've titled 'rich young men who wear blazers and slacks'.

James O'Keefe: Profile of a Right-Wing Nut in Facebook PicturesS

Contrary to appearances, O'Keefe decries privilege! He's fighting for the common man when he targets organizations set up to help poor people, like ACORN. Indeed, we believe he was talking about hiring an ethnic minority deckhand for his yacht just seconds before this picture was taken.

James O'Keefe: Profile of a Right-Wing Nut in Facebook PicturesS

You can breathe a sigh of relief. O'Keefe's conservative credentials are now complete. He has a gun. Indeed he brandishes said gun. But there is one image that sums him up above all others. One that forestalls any need for a biography...

James O'Keefe: Profile of a Right-Wing Nut in Facebook PicturesS

Screengrabbed from his Facebook page. How Ayn Rand-ian.