Rappers C-Stone and Paul Wall witnessed a brawl over a cheeseburger at a Texas Whataburger, and kindly videotaped the event, which includes a rotund man yelling "Fuck you and your cheeseburger!" and losing his gym shorts during a tackle.
This slightly NFSW video from World Star Hip Hop depicts an irate Whataburger customer screaming "I asked for a fucking cheeseburger! I want a cheeseburger!" at the flustered staff. He then turns his rage to bystanders: "Fuck you and your fucking cheeseburger you motherfucker," and "Come get some, I'm going to beat you all over those french fries, boy." A brawl breaks out; cheeseburger guy moons the camera; onlookers clink supersized sodas and cheer. "Only in Texas," concludes C-Stone.
Update: Oops, I originally mistook C-Stone for Chamillionaire, on account of the latter's Paul Wall connection, and me knowing nothing about rap.