If you just replace "fuck" with "fudge" and the coke with popcorn, Scarface would make an appropriate Kindergarten play, right? How you respond to this question says much about the type of parent you are/will be. Regardless, this video of kindergartners putting on Scarface is incredible.
Update: Andddd we're gullible. The video is a fake. According to TMZ, it was staged by director Marc Klasfeld, who did Gaga's "Pokerface" video. The kids were "selected through a casting agent." Good one, Klasfeld!