Sandra Bullock to Divorce Cheating Husband

Sources say the star has made up her mind. Lindsay Lohan nonsensically addresses her white powder accident. Mischa Barton barfs. Levi Johnston is back for more. Michael Jackson wasn't dead at the hospital. Tuesday's gossip is alive. It's alive!

  • Today in the ongoing saga of Sandra Bullock's shame, one source says that she has decided to divorce Jesse for good. We'll believe it when we see the documents. Her rep confirmed that she won't adopt cheating husband Jesse James' daughter Sunny, even after helping James get custody of her from her mother, a tattooed porn actress, which seems to be James' type. The rep says this isn't a new revelation, since Sandy never had any plans to adopt the child. [RadarOnline, NYDN]

  • Lindsay Lohan addressed the insane amount of white powder all over her feet. Well, indirectly. George Lopez apparently made a joke about it, saying she uses baby powder to loosen up her shoes. Lindsay tweeted, "Thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather ... don't you have kids?" What does that even mean, Linds? Do you think that baby powder is made with ground-up babies? And what does this have to do with coke? We're so confused. [Popeater]

  • Mischa Barton is hanging out in bars all night and doing drugs. Yeah, that's not news. But now she is also projectile vomiting all over Bar Marmont in L.A. Way to keep it klassy. [P6]

  • Michael Jackson's deadly doctor Conrad Murray and other hospital sources claim that the singer had a heartbeat when he arrived at UCLA Medical center the day he died. That's great and all, guys. But he's still dead. [TMZ]

  • Levi Johnston says that things between him and babymomma Bristol Palin are on the mend and she's letting him see his son again. Yeah, that's sweet and all, but we liked this kid a whole lot more when we thought we were going to get to see his hockey stick. [RadarOnline]

  • Heather Mills' old nanny says that Mills is a horrible person and is suing her former boss for "sex discrimination and unfair dismissal." What does she base her charge on? Mills forced her to give an interview about what a great boss she is. Awful! When Mills was on Dancing with the Stars, she forced the nanny, who cared for Mills' and Paul McCartney's daughter Beatrice, to travel to the U.S. when the nanny was pregnant. The horror! Then she left a nasty message for the nanny. Oh my god! How the nanny is even alive is beyond me. Yes, that was sarcasm. And if this lady thinks she has it bad, she wouldn't last an hour working for Naomi Campbell. [P6]

  • Real Housewife of Atlanta Nene Leakes promises she will only work the stripper pole in gay clubs from now on. That's a relief. [TMZ]

  • Ellen DeGeneres has a comic book about her life and profits from it are going to go to benefit the Humane Society. Oh, that's the cutest thing we've seen since Ryan Seacrest's crush on Simon Cowell. [People]

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