Wall Street Firms Staff Up in Anticipation of the Next Push to Destroy the Economy

Yes, the private sector axed another 23,000 jobs this month, but don't worry because Wall Street is hiring again! According to Time, 75% of Wall Street firms intend to put new college grads on the payroll this year.

One of them, of course, is Jonathan Blankfein, the son of Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein. He'll be helicoptering to work in no time.