Stephen Colbert got an iPad and he is very excited to use it. To prepare salsa. Do not click if you are one of those weirdos who always worries about "voiding the warranty" on their gadgets. (What's with those guys?)

Yep, after making fun of the Kindle for a while, Stephen Colbert used a real, live iPad to slice vegetables. This probably ranks right above "ability to the magazine industry" in the list of the iPad's greatest features. Meanwhile, Colbert joins ABC's "Modern Family" and Newsweek as an example of Apple's almost magical ability to get people to advertise their products for free.