Welcome to our #tips list, where readers tell us things to be told. Today, we discover that women have sex, sexy army gays still can't be, and Sarah Palin is NSFW, if you have the wonder of imagination.

BullfightsOnAcid links to the must-read story of Clelia Mosher, the Victorian-era lady doctor who surveyed sexual behavior before Alfred Kinsey was even a zygote glimmer.

The Lone Scout reminds that even if ladies do make love, it doesn't matter because your man just can't understand.

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Slatka highlights the most recent paradox of homosexual proportions, the Army's backpedaling on saying that whole "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" snafu might be suspended so that soldiers can be queried on the topic. Not yet: volunteer that you're gay today, and you could still be out.

ZeroDius finds that Saddleback preacher Rick Warren loves the Jonas Brothers, but surely not in a gay way.

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Mothergooch lets us know that Tucker Max made $82.45 last weekend.

Blackballs points out that for some reason The Daily Beast has compiled an exhaustive profile of the "The Top 25 Centrist Columnists and Commentators," which even more inexplicably includes "beacon of civility and grace" Peggy Noonan. And Harold Ford. And Jon Stewart? Talk amongst yourselves, I'm getting verklempt.

GlasgowRose wants us to think about giant exploding bubbles of manure, asscheeks on our subway seats, and how Disney World will kill you.

UGAdawg provides the Palin porny pin-up Teabaggers dream about at night. Though you'll have to fill in the blanks (pic is SFW), you will never again unsee this.

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